'Talking in Atlantian' (just go with it man)
Why do these idiots continue to rule this world, when I have to stay in the shadows just to get something done? The only ones I actually respect in some kind of way is America, AKA Alfred F. Jones, or as I like to call him, the spangled hero, or if its an off day I call him captain or banana(I don't even know, so don't ask) And the southern personification of Italy, Lovino Vargas or Romano, even though its not his damn name, I usually call him Lovi, Roma, or olive-my personal favorite. But you'll find out why that is at a later date, right now I would like to introduce myself, since I didn't do it earlier, and if I continue my little rant I'm going to get way off track, but you should get used to it, cause I do it a lot. Anyway My name is Oceania Fairytail, the personification of the 'lost' city of Atlantis, and no I'm not lost. And the reason everyone thinks I'm lost or just a myth is because of the banana, and yes he did it on purpose, actually as a favor for me. Yes I wanted to be considered lost. But as a thanks for all they have done for me, I watch over the two, mainly during the world meetings though, which brings me back to what I was saying before I started this long rant.
This meeting started out like any other meeting. I was hanging out in the vents like I usually do, when The spangle hero comes out of flipping nowhere, and crawls into the vent with me! 'What are you doing, you idiot!' I say in my native tongue, as I flick him on the side of his head. 'I think it is time you become found' Ban- America, he doesn't deserve that name at the moment, responded back. "WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO?! AND GET BACK DOWN HERE YOU BLOODY GIT!" I'm pretty sure you know who said that. 'damn you banana' I respond back to him, as I push him out of the vent and I shout "leave me along you brit!" "honhonhon, I zink it iz a fille." the Frenchman said. "Come on Oceania you might as well-a come out now-a, they know-a you are there now." The Italian said, I could practically feel his smirk as he talked. "Well they wouldn't know I was here if the banana didn't come crawling in here, and did what you usually do." I say as I go deeper into the vent. "Don't go deeper!(well then) Get out here or I'm going to come and drag you out!" America said. Damn him, it's my choice, not his! "Hell no! I'm good in here! or even the outside world, cuz at the moment I don't wanna come down, Banana-jerk, and you should be helping me, not going against me, Lovi!" I screech as I see them both come in the vents to come and get me.
"Awww Roma, why can she call you that and I can't?" The Spaniard asked, well more like whinned. "No! Nononononono, let me go! I don't wanna go down there!" I shout as they start to drag me out of the vent. "Stop struggling! Your only making it harder on yourself!" The banana said. 'No! I'm lost for a reason, I don't want to go down! I like the v- ahhh!' I shout, accidentally speaking in Atlantian. As I'm pulled out of the vent, very forcibly might I add, everyones eyes are on me. "Bloody hell..." The Englishman says with his jaw to the floor. "She will be one with mother Russia, da?" Russia asked, making everyone but me shiver. "I'm. Going. To. Kill. Both. Of. You." I say as I stand up slowly, making the two back up with their hands is a surrender motion. "N-now Oceania, you dont-a wanna do that-a." Roma said as he backed up, bumping into the wall. "Oh, really?" I ask with a bit of a smirk on my face. "Vait!" A certain german yelled. Growling I look at said German. "What?" "Vho are you?" He asks looking straight at me.
"Me? Haha, I'll tell you who I am, I'm Oceania Fairytail, Aka the personification of the lost city of Atlantis. Now if you will excuse me, I have two nations butts to kick into next week." I say not waiting for a response.
Hello hero and heroines! I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! Ill get the next one out as soon as I can. Atlantis looks like the girl on the cover, just in case you wanted to know.
Until next time, ta ta!
~Infinity Fairytail~
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I'm Lost? Yeah, right.
FanfictionEver wondered what happened to the lost city of Atlantis? Well, I wasn't really lost in the first place, just hiding in different nations. Why am I still considered lost? Well I'm about to tell you, but first I'll need to clear a few things up. So...
