Aries: Um, excuse me, why have you taken that selfie with your dog that is so disgusting and oppressive like wtf you never see dolphins walk down the street bet they don't let them on the street because the government is so oppressive but my god do dogs get the privileges like ever thought of those who aren't dogs like humans bet they don't let them have equal rights I am so triggered right now and if you don't remove this picture then I will report this to the police like right now.
Taurus: You're a sexist pig I'm triggered
Gemini: Fat shamer.
Cancer: Stop body shaming people you ugly whore.
Leo: Oi I'm fat and proud you fat shamer I am proud of being a skinny shamer
Virgo: Excuse me, but you're a man so you hate women all men are sexist I am so triggered.
Libra: Do you speak any language other than English or nah?
Scorpio: COSPLAY!
Sagittarius: FANDOMS!
Capricorn: The world is so horrible. It is never decent. I am an attention whore. Please give me attention!
Aquarius: Doesn't use tumblr. Hates the triggered-ness
Pisces: Please can you stop tagging things as transparent it has trans in it and that is super offensive.
