Elevator Ride (An MB Love Story)

Jade-Im so excited 4 da trip girl.

Me (Kiesha)-Im not. I just need this to pass.

Jade-Fine. Kill this with ur attitude like always!

Nicki-Im not too excited 'bout it either. It sounds boring.

Jade-Would it b less boring if I told u MB is on tour in Paris and I got us tickets 4 while we're there?

Me-Lets see...Yes It just got hella' boring.

Nicki-R U 4real?!

Me-Here we go again.

Nicki-Kiesha Marie Lopez Idk y u hate MB so much.

Me-Lets see oh yeah they're ugly, they cant sing, they havent hit puberty yet and they are annoying and making girls retarded.

Jade-Well then.

Me-U asked I answered.

Nicki-U dont have to go u know.

Me-Thank u hallelujer!

jade-Whatever. Imma enjoy the plane ride.

Me-(sarcastic) Have fun!

(In Paris:Hotel room)

Jade-How do I look?

Me-Fine.

Jade- R U 4real? Im about to go 2 a concert and all i get is fine.

Me-Yep.

Nicki-So damn negative. Alright im ready. Kiesha u sure u dont wanna go?

Me-Idk. I dont wanna sit here alone all damn night.

Nicki-Well then come.

Me-Ok fine.

Jade-Yay.

Me-Would u shut up Jadalynn?!

Jade-No need 2 b rude.

Me-No need to b ugly.

Nicki-U 2 fight like sisters

Me-Yep.

(After The Concert: Elevator @ The Hotel)

Nicki-That was so friggin awesome

Jade-Princeton pointed at me!

Me-Yeah yeah great. (Goes back to texting)

(Elevator door opens and Jade and Nicki Gasp)

Me-What?! Did Mindless Behavior follow you on twitter?! U 2 can text about that stupid concert later when im asleep ok?! (Looks up and see's MB looking at her weird)

Princeton-I take some1's not a fan.

me-Shut it afro puff.

Princetons-Even thop u just called me that ur still cute.

Me-(Starts laughing uncontollably)

EveryoneElse-(Backs away slowly)

Princeton-Whats wrong with her?

Me-(catching breath) I hate you so much (Starts laughing again)

Prodigy-How is that funny?

Me-(Glares At Him) Because I hate him and he likes me. Thats whats funny.

Prodigy-Well thats just psycopathic.

Me-Im surprised U can even pronounce that.

Prodigy-Did she just call me dumb?

Me-Yes I did.

Prodigy-Y U mad?

Me-Because u came to Paris

Roc-Maybe I shouldve tooken the stairs w/ ray.

jade-No u shouldnt have cuz then u wouldnt have met ur mrs. right.

Roc-Oh really?

Jade-*Flips hair* Really.

Roc-Then im glad i didnt take the stairs.

Me-Get a room.

Jade-Gladly.

Me-U lil nasty

Jade-Y thank you

Me-Rolls eyes*

Prodigy-*To Nicki* Whats ur name?

Nicki-*blushing* Nicki but you can call me ur mrs. right, baby, boo whatever u want.

Prodigy-Well since i got the privilege now, u wanna b my girl?

Nicki-U dont know how long I been waiting 4 that!

Me-I think imma get off and walk the rest of the 14 floors

Princeton-Just out of curiosity why dont u like us?

Me-Lets see...Ur ugly, annoying, and havent hit puberty yet.

Princeton-If I pulled down my pants right now I think Dirty South would like to argue with that last statement.

Me-No thank you. I'd rather stay up north please. Canada sounds alot more fun then...(Makes disgusted face) Dirty South.

Princeton-Again Dirty South would like to argue.

Me-Ok i'm getting off now.

Princeton-No, no ,no. I am going to prove to u that we are awesome.

Me-How?

Princeton-Go on tour with us.

Me-I think I will since mr. cocky pants wants to be annoying.

(Elevator Stops on Their Floor)

Princeton-Meet us in room 617 tommorow 9 o'clock sharp.

Me-Fine! (Starts getting of elevator)

Princeton-(Doors are closing) Oh and by the way we're gonna make ur life h***.

Me-Oh dear lord.

Princeton-(Laughs)