eHarmony Returns

Ch.1: Crash Land On Earth

"What is this place?" Leanna opened her eyes, she looked around at her surroundings.

"It's a park dumb bitch," Megan stated as if it were obvious, but it wasn't. The park was torn apart as if a tornado the size of Moni hit it. That would be a fat tornado though.

"Don't be rude Megan, I won't pay you for doing my homework," Leanna rolled her eyes.

"It's not my fault your fake Asian ass can't figure out the square root of 25," Megan hysterically laughed at Leanna.

"Did someone mention a fake Asian?" A familiar voice shouted out.

Leanna and Megan looked over to see Jewel flying up in the air.

"Jewel, what the fuck? How are you flying?" Megan asked.

"Red bull you dumbfuck," Leanna responded.

"Sure, red bull. Have you guys seen Diana or Valerie? Earth feels so empty without them," Jewel asked, motioning towards the large area with no other visible beings.

"Thank God no, not Diana. At least I got a break from her petty ass after the old Earth ended," Megan groaned, cringing at the flashbacks from the war.

"Talk shit get it frypan bitch," Diana's voice spoke out, the squad looked over to see Diana sitting on top of the broken swing set.

"LITTLE D!" Leanna shouted, clapping happily.

"Big L," Diana calmly said.

"Wait doesn't that mean you're calling her a loser?" Jewel asked, unsure if that was the point of the pet name.

"Doesn't matter, where is Valerie?" Megan interrupted.

"She's probably down at the war, let's hope she makes it back alive," Diana said as if it were no big deal.

"Wait what war?" Jewel gasped.