Crazy Celebrity Mofos

Trey Songz's walk through the park

Tremaine's P. O.V: I wake up at 6'o clock in the morning to hear my parents arguing with each other about their horrible flaws.😒😑 My momma yelling at my dad about his third ball which he swears to the heavens that it's a symbol of him being the chosen one, and my dad screaming at my momma for having needles coming out of her lady area instead of normal sex juice💀💀😣😷😱😵. I can only imagine the excruciating pain that his third ball suffers when she wants to bust her needle juice on it💀💀💀.
I decide to drown them out by listening to the soundtrack of My Little Pony Equestria Girls! P.S I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S GLUTEUS MINIMUS IF I'M 30 YEARS OLD AND STILL WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY! I GOT MONEY THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!

Anyways I start listening to my music and head through the door deciding to take a little stroll through the park!😊😊😊 It's quite relaxing since I stood up to 4 o' damn 5 trying to lecture C. Breezy on why he shouldn't of pissed on Zayn while he was twerking😷😒😒😑😣.

After 2 minutes of energy raping walking I finally reached the park!😊😊😩 I was kinda bored because no one was there but me. So I decided to just sit on the bench instead of walking just in case a chicken wanted to rape me with its beak for frying his family right before I had a long make out session with my washer. Yeah that's right, right in front of the dryer too😎😎💪.

So as I'm remembering the hot make out session with Mrs. Wet Wet (you should see when I turn her on😍😛😛😌😋😻💦💦💦🙈), I hear a strange noise coming from the bushes😱😱💀. I get up and turn around being scared and then I see the leader of the CCC (Chicken Cluck Clan🐔💀💀). My heart jumps because I know why he's here😭😭. It's because I didn't add enough salt on his family that I fried💀💀😭😱. The only way to settle his anger is to beat him in a walking contest in the park. This should be easy being that I'm a human and he's just a useless fowl😎😎😎...

3 minutes later...

Tremaine Aldon Neverson is being transported to the hospital after being shanked in the shins by the leader of the CCC. From the hospital he will be taken into custody of the CCC where he will be turned into a chicken and taught to help the hens give birth by farting out the eggs. This will be his permanent sentence after being found guilty of 97 counts of inhumane chicken slaughter and one count of negligent seasoning.....

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE...

THIS WAS EXTREMELY FUN TO DO!!!💀😂😂😂
Please tell me what you guys think I know this was pretty stupid and random but this is all in the name of FUN😂😂😂💀
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