Chapter 6 - Fabulous

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by TwoPerfBunnies

by TwoPerfBunnies

*Lily's P.O.V.*

Plan #34 was the funniest thing I have ever seen! Leo looked like a baby penguin learning to swim. He flapped his arms around, and started yelling at the girls. Soon enough, everyone at the party was watching the little scene.

Leo looked ridiculous with blonde hair, because of his darkish skin colour and it just didn't match his features correctly.

"You look fabulous, babe!" Alex trilled sarcastically. "I'd marry you any day." Nico joked. That sparked an idea in my head, and I whispered it to Alex and Piper. They agreed and said "Good idea. Seeing as everyone thinks your bromance is so adorable, lets hold a wedding for you two!"

"I didn't actually mean it!" Nico yelled, but it was too late. They were already putting a classy blazer on him. "We'll be bridesmaids!" Annabeth and I said. Well, we are quite good friends with Leo. Frank and Jason were the groomsmen, Rachel the minister, Thalia the ring bearer, and Percy the flower girl. They even put him in a little pink dress!

We cleared a walkway, and used the streamers as flowers. "You have got to be kidding." Leo whined. "Do we have to do this?"

"YES!" Everyone shouted. It only took afew minutes to set up. Besides, this was now the main event of the party. Leo di Angelo. Interesting name. We could start calling him that from now on. Annabeth and I stayed in our clothes, but put flower crowns on. Ugh. Flowers. So digusting and girly. I am definitely not girly, AT ALL.

Will played I will Always Love You by Whitney Houston for the song. Leo limped down the unofficial walkway, whilst everyone was laughing their heads off. Both Nico and Leo were bright red. Of course I felt minorly sorry for my half brother, but not much. Percy carelessly wandered down the aisle, throwing streamers everywhere. Annabeth stared at him dreamily, but I don't understand how she couldn't be laughing.

In the crowd, basically everyone was filming. I wonder how many monsters we are going to attract? I thought to myself. Who cares, we can deal with that later.

Jason and Frank stood together, with their hands in front of them respectfully. I can't believe they were taking it seriously. Alex and Piper stood off to the side, cameras on. They just kept laughing and laughing. I swear Alex was going to pass out, she was laughing so hard.

"We are gathered here today, to celebrate the wonderful bromance, of Leonardo Valdez, and Nico di Angelo. Before we begin, does anyone object?" Rachel yelled. Everybody went silent. "Good. Now do you, Nico di Angelo, take Leonardo Valdez, to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Nico shook his head. "Nope."

"Good. Now Leonardo Valdez, do you take Nico di Angelo to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "Woah, woah, woah. No way am I marrying him! Like, no offence man or anything." Leo said. Nico winked at him, causing Leo to smirk.

"Too bad. Now, the rings." Rachel demanded. Thalia stepped forward and gave the boys the rings, which were those crappy party ones. She forced them to wear them, and then she went back to her position. It was seriously the best thing I have ever seen.

"I now pronounce you, husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." Rachel joked. "No way. Never in a million years am I kissing him!" Leo and Nico said simultaniously. But, Piper stepped forward with a bunch of other Aphrodite kids, and charmspoke them into kissing.

Ok, first, why would they make them kiss? It was disgusting, yet adorable, yet weird, yet strangely sexy. Mostly hilarious though. When they pulled away, it took afew seconds to register what had just happened. "I kissed a dude?!" Leo yelled. "I just f*cking kissed a guy! Gross! Ok, that's never happening, again!" Nico practically screeched.

Afterwards, everyone went about with their own business. "That was hilarious!" I told them. "You should've seen your faces!" Frank said.

"Let's get back to our game." Jason suggested, whilst Piper sat in his lap.

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really weird chapter, guys. hope you enjoyed it though!

- grace