Copyright Sh!t

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Ugh, don't use my shit, it's mine, I'll fucking drop a bag of my dog's shit down your throat if you do, so don't! All rights reserved, etc.


Now, for fun stuff, and an explanation on this book! 

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I was looking at myself in the mirror, (as one does), and I knew I needed to pull myself together and complete a damn Wattpad book but Satan's Sarcasm, (now deleted), was utter crap and I hated the story, and I didn't want to do half the things I did in there but I wrote them anyway, then I gave up on it, and basically quit creating on Wattpad, so yeah..I'm baaack! People actually thought I quit Wattpad, and to them I say:

Anyway, this story came up in my head when I realized that all the fucking "kidnapping" Wattpad novels are BULLSHIT and not everyone falls in love with their captor

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Anyway, this story came up in my head when I realized that all the fucking "kidnapping" Wattpad novels are BULLSHIT and not everyone falls in love with their captor. [It's not like every captor is a greek/italian/french/spanish/notuglyamerican hottie who is into rough sex! GAH!] Not that I don't absolutely loooove those novels, they just get boring. So, I came up with quirky little miss Snowfall White,  and then I came up with Alex White and Almos Benito, which you'll learn is an asshole mafia dude who needs help! (ohhhh wait, SPOILERS HAHAHAHAhahah) 

Can  I just make it apparent that this is not a true story, is not based on a true story, [hopefully] will never BE a true story, that kidnapping isn't a joke, the mafia isn't a joke, I'm a joke, and that Bush did 9/11.


PFFFF KIDDING. About the last one. Heh. But again, chill. 

DISCLAIMER: I don't know wtf really goes on in the mafia, I don't really CARE (unless they're coming for me, then jesus fucking christ I'm googling that shit), and that I promise I use better grammar and such in my actual books, Lizzie can testify for me. [Lizzie, if you're reading this, say hello to my fans. Yes, the imaginary. Anyway. I'm gonna go get Caught Like a Fly hehhehehe :3)




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Adios lovelies, 'till I get off my lazy ass and update~

Katarinia McEntire~

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