the little fly that couldn't

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There once was a little fly that was a dumb little bitch and thought it would grow up to be a race car but everybody lagged at him and said he couldn't so in the middle of the night he killed them because they made him mad then he ran away and he lived for 3 days on the 3rd day he realised he was just as stupid as Osama bin lotten that dumb fucking whore he should have e known that he was gonna get his ass killed and just like Osama bin lotten the fly was tracked down and killed by seal team 6 then in the distance you could hear the fly's lagughter in the distancevas he said you dumb bitch I'll be reincarnated as a race car and run yo ass over but then the fly wasn't a race car he was a gorilla and in his life as a gorilla he lived a shitty life trapped in a zoo then a kid fell in his cage he tried to save the kids and make up for the sins of his past life then the humans showed up and shot his ass and he died then his dream came true and he became a race car he then went on a rampage and killed the dumb bitches that shot the gorilla and he ran over seal team 6 and he had finally got his revenge and he was satifide then he realized he had not lived the best life he could have because he didn't hail dick butt then he looked to the sky and shoted HAIL DICK BUTT or we think he said that we don't know because he was a car

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 03, 2016 ⏰

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