Dave looked North, South, East and West. Eyes beaming, he ran straight to a pole going West of the park, seeing Dirk.
Dirk was wearing rainbow sunglasses with a mustache attached to the bottom. As well as hot pink thong that said "Try Me," at the rim.
Dave's POV -
"Oh wow, those are some smexy buns you got there haha..."
What am I doing. I'm going to mess up so bad, but it'll be so worth it.
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Dave saw Dirk doing squats that elevated into strong twerking moves. Dave's eyes following his precious booty. Up, down, then riding the ground with his luscious hair following his moves. Dirk's eyes still fixed on Dave's.
The older Strider paused in his mighty dance, lowering his multi-colored shades and winking at Dave. He then turned, walking over to the pole and wrapping his firm hands around it. Circling the pole, he moved his booty muscles up and down. His hot pink thong started to
crease with all of the sexy movement he was doing.
Dave started to feel how Dirk felt. So he started to undress only leaving him with his jockstrap that he for no reason had on. Both circling the pole like crazy, going at fast speeds, they had crashed into each other because Dave had tripped making him lunge forward into Dirk.
Dirk started to sing the words "I'm sexy and you know it." Over and over to Dave.
But secretly, since the world they were in had all types of fandoms, Harry from the fandom "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared," was recording the whole thing. He was going to show it to his fandom and all of Harry's friends would laugh at Dave and Dirk, making Harry's fandom more superior when compared to "Homestuck."
