Strange Kitty:Hello humans (and maybe cats)!
Kitty (can talk in this):Hai
Sylvester (exclusive character from the TK series):Myeh...
Big Kitty:O I'm so fat
Pretty Kitty:(Looks at self in mirror) No you aren't, being obese is normal for Maine Coons
Puppy (can also talk):(drools on kitty's tail) I'm haaaaangreh
Kitty:Master get him some food
Master:On it! (Goes in kitchen and grabs a can of dog food)
Kitty:(Gets closer to SK) Yep yeah no more talking (pushes puppy on the floor)
Puppy:WHIMPER WHIMPER WHIMPER WHIMPER WHIMPER
Uncle Murray:Ya goofy cat! You're cruel 3:<
Kitty:I'm the B to the A, D, K, I, T, T, Y, Nobody's quite as cruel as the cat with yellow eyes, I'm badalicious (wink)
Sylvester:Which one
Kitty:ME
Sylvester:kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk (Insert the letter "k" 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 more times) kkkkkkkkkkkkk*
Strange Kitty:yeah this was a bad idea CUT THE TAPE!
*kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
YOU ARE READING
Ask Bad Kitty!
HumorBad Kitty is a book series for kids. It is mostly for humor and sometimes gives helpful and knowledgable facts. This book includes the characters:Kitty, Puppy, Master (Kitty and Puppy's Owner), Big Kitty, Twin Kitty F, Twin Kitty M, Strange Kitty, S...
