Once upon a time der was a pretty girl named Aphmoo. She was nicer and had lots of friends. She live in cool place called WeinerSnitzel Ville were everyone ate hotdogs only. Aphmoo hated hotdogs so she went to Lucinda da potion witch thing to see if she could eat someding else. Lucinda ignored Aphmau and kissed her instead. "U must eat hotdogz in order to not eat hotdogs" said da great Lucinda. Aphmoo then newed wat to do. She went to see da farmer named Kawaii~Chan and asked her for some of hers spicyest pepperz. Kawaii~Chan gave her 1,000 peppers. Aphmoo didn't knew if dat would be enough but she don't care. She then went to da mayor named "Ms. Mayor person Garroth" and showed her da idea. She put all da pepperz on the hotdog. "Ms. Mayor person Garroth" wuz astonished so she made Aphmoo da president of da world.
Da End.