S3/E1: Bigger, Badder, Buttfuckier

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The last time we've Buttfucks McGee was six months ago. During the six months he turned 12. He still has blue green hair, and he is still fucking more bitchez. Baby Bitch is 2 and is fucking the boys at her day care. Mark is still Mark.

Buttfucks and his family moved to New York City because of that faggot, Leonardo DiCaprio. The only way you can talk to his friends is my Skype... And a religious sacrifice.

One day Buttfucks decided to talk to his friends by religious sacrifice because his Windows computer is being fixed at the Apple Store.

Meanwhile at the Apple Store.

"What the fuck is this?" Yelled the Apple Genius.

Meanwhile at Buttfucks' apartment.

"Pizza Delivery." Said the pizza delivery guy.

"It's about time you got here." Buttfucks said.

Buttfucks takes out his pocket knife and stabs the pizza delivery guy to death. He takes the body into the middle of the room, draws a pentagon around him, take his clothes off, cuts another pentagon into his stomach, eats a piece of pizza, and start speaking Spanish.

"Quesadilla Taco Guapo Muy Caliente." Buttfucks chants.

A portal opens and Hashtag Forwardslash comes out. He was in the middle of fucking A person so he shows up naked and in a sexual position.

"What's up my nigga." Buttfucks says.

Hashtag grabs the nearest curtains and wraps himself up.

"What do you want? I was in the middle of fucking someone." Hashtag says.

"Who were you fucking!@

"My mom's friend. But the again I could he just fucking my mom."

"Don't want that to happen again."

"I guess. So what do you want?" Hashtag asked.

"We're going to Coney Island to ride the roller coasters."

"Or we can stay here and eat that pizza over there."

"No! We're tall enough to ride the I.Y.T.E.T.R.T.R.T.Y.G.G.O.A.S.Y.P.A.T.T.N.T.Y.P.Y.P.I.G.T.R.O.B.T.P.I.S.P.A.Y.G.D.F.E.D."

"The what?"

"If You're Tall Enough To Ride This Ride Then You're Gonna Get On And Shit You're Pants And Then The Next Time You Pee Your Penis Is Going To Rip Open Because The Piss Is So Powerful And You're Gonna Die From Explosive Diarrhea." Buttfucks says.

"Alright. I'll go."

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