Buttfucks McGee 3

S3/E2: Duck My Sick

Buttfucks and Hashtag goes to Coney Island. It's very cold and windy and hashtag is still naked.

"Hey Buttfucks, can I put on some clothes. This weather's shriveling my dick into an innie."

"Fine. Well get you some clothes."

Buttfucks and Hashtag goes to a carnival game.

"At this game, the prizes are clothes. The bottom ones are Nike and the top ones are Gucci." Buttfucks said.

"Let's play." Hashtag says. "How do you play?"

"You play by fucking plastic dummies. The first one to score 100 wins the clothes."

"Let's play." Hashtag says.

Buttfucks, Hashtag, and Ron Jeremy gets ready to play.

"You're too old for this Ron."

"Shit the fuck up and let's play!"

The acne ridden carnie turns on the score board. Buttfucks and Hashtag fucks the plastic dummies and they barely score 1. Ron Jeremy takes on small pelvic thrust and his score goes all the way to 100.

"Haha! This dick still has power left." Ron says.

The Carnie gives Gucci clothes to Ron and gives the Nike clothes to Hashtag.

"Finally! At least I have clothes now."

"No!" Buttfucks yells as she takes the Nike clothes and throws it off the pier. "We only accept Gucci!"

Buttfucks talks to Ron.

"Can you please give those clothes to us? We're desperate!"

"Fuck you!"

"Please! We'll pay you."

"Mmm well, all that ducking a dummy makes me want to fuck a real person now. If you pay me with a cheap whore that doesn't do condoms and gets abortions every now and then, I'll give you the clothes."

"Baby Bitch!" Buttfucks and Hashtag calls her.

Later on, Ron Jeremy and Baby Bitch are done fucking.

"Thanks. Here's the clothes."

Ron Jeremy gives Hashtag the clothes and leaves.

"Thank you Buttfucks for giving me these clothes."

"And all it took was to get my baby sister to fuck a stranger and getting a chance of an STD."