Shrek on his first layer is the way you see him in the movie. He's easily angered, easily frustrated, especially when people enter his land.
A small kid named Dingle Berry, shows up to Shrek's front door.
Hey fatty, can I use your toilet, I was playing in the woods, and you know, I need to take a dump.
No answer from the house.
What the heck dude, Dingle says, are you busy eating eyeballs or making candles with your frickin' earwax?
Ha, you're such a turd!
Shrek then opens the door quickly and grabs Dingle by his neck.
Dingle shrieks and is then pulled into shrek's house, and the door is shut behind him.
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Shrek's evilness beamed through his eyes and burnt out Dingle Berry's eyeballs.
What the freak dude, I can't see now. You're a turd.
Shrek proceeds to fart on Dingle's face, now the screaming began, but was muffled by shrek's butt, and the loud farts coming from shrek.
He then passed out and was thrown into shrek's backyard.
This sounds bad to you, well this is only the first layer.
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The Layers Of Shrek
HumorShrek is known as a popular kid's movie character, and a incredibly popular, trending internet meme. But little did you know, he's a killer, an evil ogre. He even admits it! He says he has layers like an onion, and the more layers you break from him...
