First one. Here we go.
I suppose these don't all have to be Cell, so perhaps I'll mix it up now and then. He already has a big ego.
Cell:Do Not!!
Me: You lie.
Cell: *rolls eyes*
For the ones new to reading one shots/reader inserts, here's the basic code, because, I too, was new like you. (Ryme!)
(Y/n) your name
(F/c) favorite color
(H/c) hair color
(E/c) eye color
(K/c) ki color
(A/c) auroa color
(F/s) favorite song (this one seems to come up often. O.o)
Honestly, I'm sure you can figure it out. I'll type the whole insert part out if it isn't one if these, cause I'm nice.
Cell: Being nice is being weak.
Me: *death glare* You know what else being nice is? Dedicating an entire One Shot book to you. I'm spending TIME on this. I could be working on Time Rift or something.
Cell: Oh, that drab old story? The one about the girl with amneisa and is in the Time Patrol? That Celeria chick? Doesn't that have, like, ten reads?
Me: Oh, if it's so drab, I can take you out of that role I have planned for you. And it's fourteen!
Cell: Fourteen...whoohoo. Let's throw you a party, Tpos! ...How big is said role?
Me: I hate you.
Cell: On the contrary...
AND HOW SHALL WE MAKE CELL UNCOMFORTABLE IN THESE NEXT INSTALLMENTS?! We shall see.
Cell: All of the sudden this seems more like a punishment than a glorification of my perfection. Tpos, have you lied to me?
Me:.....Obviously.
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