Okay
Woke up at 11:00 AM
Came downstairs at 1:00 PM
Ate a waffle
Mom dragged me to the pool
My friends almost drowned me over a pool floaty
A five year old tried to help them "get me off of the raft" (drown me)
Went home
Played on a slip-n-slide at my neighbor's (Let's call her "Mouse")
She abandoned me with her other friend(Let's call her "Sparrow")and left me with a nine year old sister(Sparrow's) and a five year old sister(Mouse's)
The nine year old spit in my mouth
I hit my head. Hard. Twice.
Went home for a dinner party and was forced to socialize
Now I have a bad headache
Did I have fun? Sure.
Do I want to do it again? No.
