Tazer's Girl (Jonathan Toews)

Fuck off News anchors.

Toews' POV:

Me and Sydney went back to the penthouse and she went up to shower and I went to watch TV and I turned on NHL Network and I heard David Amber saying "What was Jonathan Toews thinking punching his own teammate,Patrick Kane?" I flipped the channel and turned it to CSN Chicago and the same thing happened news anchor David Kaplan said " What happened with Captain Serious and teammate Patrick Kane?" Then there was a pause. "Take a look at this security camera footage this morning at aproximently 8:30 am at the United Center," He said. I was pissed and so I just started to watch replays of the Stanley Cup finals 2013 against the Bruins. I saw Sydney come down the stairs and she asked "What was with all the yelling?" I replied "Oh I am just pissed because every news station is hating on me because of the god damn security footage of me punching Patrick and am just pissed but I didn't mean it." "Oh well they shouldn't be hating on you because of some silly mistake." She said. Then the door opened and Sharp,Shaw,Seabrook,Kane,Crawford,and Nik came barreling through it and Seabs looked over to me and said "You know everyones hating on you Tazer." "Ughh" I groaned. "Well you must have heard" Hammer shouted. "Yeah I did thankyou very much! And Hammer no need to shout!" I responded. "Sorry man!" He said back.