Epic Rap Battles Of Fangirlyness

Rap battle: Papyrus vs. Undyne

Undyne:

Please, step aside younger of the skele-bros
I have things I need to do so you're gonna have to go
You call yourself great because your in the royal guard?
Then why am I the head, you just as puny as your heart.

I have the powers that you wish you had
You can't hold a spear, you can't even pull off a hat.
Frisk flirt with you? Please, he did it out of pity.
I would've too, you lame little ninny.

PAPYRUS:

YEAH THATS RIGHT FISH LADY
I WENT ON A DATE WITH FRISK
WHEN YOU HUNG OUT WITH THEM
YOU ALMOST SPEARED HIM INTO A TINY LITTLE DISK

YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?
IM THE GREAT PAPYRUS
WHO MAKES LOTS OF SPAGHETTI
IM GONNA ME THE HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD
AND YOU WILL BE STUCK IN YOUR ALREADY-ON-FIRE YARD.