Creepers in my bed

Chapter 4

"Oh its just u", the scoobert said.
"Sorry about the events that took place last night i was high on flakka," scoobert sighed
"Its ok dadxy i just want ur cummies"
"O u rly enjoyed tjat did u " , scoob said
"As much as i would like to give you more cummies it is forbidden by minecraft law :/" said scoobert
"But i just want nuzzlez rawrz XD" i moaned into scoobets ear
"OMG scoobert what r u doing "
All of a audden i heard a nother creepr say.
"O i was just about to kill ber sorry guyz" scoob said
"K bye" the other creeber said
" k he is gone . See we cant be seen together ," scoob told me
"But bae we r literally couple goals af doeeee 😩😍👌🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #couplegoals #likeforlike #followme #instalike #instal-"
"BAE NO!" Scoobert cut me off. "Im sorry eggbear munchkin fluffy berry but we just cant or else they might keill m me with the sword of iron"
"K i neevrt needed u anyways geg out of my life >:( " I SCREAMED
I RAN HOME CRYING PIXELATED TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY REALLY UNDEFINED EYES AS I GRABBED A PICKAXE AND STARTED TO CUT MYSELF! BUT i decided to write an angry tumblr post instead about educating urself on genders and why is everyone so ignorant ::((((;)6.&/&2$ also i wrote a rly inappropriate story like fifty shades of grey about crepeers and forbidden love. It was rly sexual and im pretty sure  all of my readers were like 5 but thats ok bc it rly expressed me.
The next day i woke up and my angry tumblr post at 8 billion notes. I was like :ooooooo and then i sae a comment. It was from scoober doobert!'nnnnn
It said : "The domesday book is very important because it is a primary source of information from the middle ages. It gives us information about what life was like in the middle ages. We can even trace our family history with the book.
King William ordered the domesday survey to begin December 25th, 1085. William wanted to know how much his kingdom was worth and how much taxes he could collect. The domesday book recorded the county's, animals, farms, livestock and how much land was worth.
The domesday book can be compared with a Canadian census. The census is a sheet that all Canadian families have to fill out every 5 years. The last census was distributed in 2011, and there will be a new census in 2016. The Canadian census provides demographic data that can be used for planning public services like healthcare and education. A census are comparable to the Domesday book in the terms that the domesday book tracks information from an acreage owner, their livestock, their agriculture and what they produced and a census tracks information of families from Canada.

Wow i actually shed a tear
It seems this crepeer rly cqred about me even if he wont admit it