Anon [K.NJ]

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S- who even are you?
Suga_- I'm a friend of Taehyung's, he was talking about you then I found your tumblr
S- okay....?
Suga_- I'm just here to make sarcastic comments about everything
S- we're gonna get along just fine
Suga_- you seem pretty cool actually, so we should. Hit me up on kik, it's the same username.
<answer privately>
S- I'm sujinny on kik ^u^
<kik>
Yoongi- sujinny? Really?
Sujin- shut up
Yoongi- no thanks
Yoongi- it's funny that I'm friends with both Namjoon and Taehyung but neither knew that I was friends with the other
Yoongi- ps Namjoon is pretty sexual and Taehyung is a huge flirt, it only gets worse as you get to know them
Sujin- I've noticed.
Yoongi- I'm putting the four of us in a group chat, if that's alright
Sujin- fine by me
-Yoongi added you to a group chat with Taehyung and Namjoon-
Namjoon- why the fuck?
Taehyung- this chat would be fine without him
Sujin- both of you shut up and just get along
Yoongi- agreed^
Namjoon- I'm adding some people
Taehyung- me too
-Namjoon added Jimin and Seokjin-
-Taehyung added Hoseok and Jungkook-
Jimin- the hell?
Seokjin- not that I'm not ecstatic to be here but who is everyone?
Hoseok- what that Seokjin guy said^
Jungkook- yeah what's going on?
Namjoon- Jimin, Jin, meet Yoongi and Sujin.
Taehyung- Hobi, Kookie, meet Sujin and Yoongi
Yoongi- and the four of you, meet Namjoon/Taehyung (depending on who added you)
Sujin- w h a t  t h e  f u c k
Jin- I like her, our names are similar
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A/N
Let's pretend that they all speak English