*Dies*

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Ok, listen. I was in the livingroom of my friend's apartment. We were dancing to the end of Hotel Transylvania 2.

Having fun acting loud and crazy...

When all of the sudden... My little brother decided to jump into a split.

Like,

He jumped, and then landed into a split.

At first, like any other person would, I laughed. But I had poorly mistaken his pained expression for one of shock... Until he fell backwards...and began to cry. I quickly jumped up, still giggling, to grab him something cold from the freezer. I returned and my brother quickly snatched the item from my hand and placed it on his crotch. My friend busted into a laughing for and began crying as she sputtered words that put me in the same state as her.

I had given him Meatballs.

Lesson: Now you know how to make meatballs.

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