Spoopernatural OC one-shots

Nightmare and his experience of thinking outside of the box Pt1

So I walk through the door only to find these demonic little creatures that had to have been made by the little butt-face, grudge holding, flappy-batty-winged, nerd, named Leliel.
I looked around the room looking for a note, that noob always likes you to know that he did this crap.
I turn around to look behind me, and I step on a .........chicken-cat.
Yea....
DO NOT STEP ON A CHICKEN-CAT
that thing clawed my leg up!!!
Gawd Of Hell.!!!
Also where the HELL is Nikki, he is always here being a lazy butt-face or he is sleeping or he is actually researching... Stuff... Definitely not the location of a demon named Memori......
But anyway back to the subject Nikki is missing and my house is infested with little hell demon cat bird things with claws that hurt.
I jump over a mound of chits..... Idk I guess that is what I will call them.
I found my way into the next room only to find a big box sitting on my bed witch was surrounded by... You guessed it... Chits.
So when I finally get past the catchicks things , and I open the box.
I instantly get soaked with water.... And not just your average swimming pool water, freaking HOLY WATER!
And out jumps Nikki, all apologizing and stuff. I go to ask
Him why the hell he was in a box with a master-blaster full of holy water, when a chicky Feline jumps up on the bed and Nikki shoots it with a water gun.....
Oh did I forget to mention he sprayed me with a water gun....filled with holy water ........yea..... I think I did?.....
Anywho that thing went back under the bed howling in pain.
"What the bloody hell pits of hell are you doing back so early?" Nikki asked.
"No. What the bloody hell pits of hell are you doing in a box with a water gun, AND what the bloody hell pits of hell are these things in MY apartment!"
I question in return not bothering with answering his question.
"I'm not really sure, nightmare." He responded " but I did find this note from a special little pain in the butt."
He held out his had with a note.
GAWD DANGIT
It's from leliel.

Le note*

Thought you wouldn't mind cat/ bird sitting for me.
They don't eat much... I will leave this list of things that they eat:
•Flesh of the living
• milk
Sorry about the short notice.......
With love,
Leliel
P.S. Not really sorry and they may stay for awhile they multiply like rabbits, because I can't have more than one pet where I live.... I already have a demon. His name is memori.
Love, once again,
Leliel