Pot Pie

The pies

I wake up in a abandoned house everything is working except the lights its day. I am starving I go to the kitchen to see if there was food.I found nothing but rats,knifes, and things to make pies. I hear someone outside I grab a baseball bat laying around and run out and hit the person on the head hard so they black out. I drag them inside the abandoned house and I realize that it us a blond haired girl. I find some rope and tie her up and trap some rats. She wakes up " were am I who are you?" she says I tell her to shut up I start cutting up the rats and put them in the pie." How could you!" She says I walk to her with the bloody knife. I throw it at her it lands in her neck aww I missed oh well. I walk to her and push down on the knife to kill her I need a wig and more meat. " NO HELP ME AHH NO!" where her last words I cut her hair off and make it into a wig. And then I cut her up and put her in the other pot pies. Then I cook the pies wen the stopped cooking I eat one of the pot pies hmm delicious. I will sell the other pies I put the wig on and put a pocket knife in my pocket and take the two pies left over to a town pies anyone I say in the middle of the town I swear they are genuine meat I laugh like a maniac.