once upon a time, a chipmunk was frollicking in the long grass when a crocodile fell out of the sky. he was a vegetarian so he ate the chipmunks nuts so the chipmunk went apeshit and ate the crocodile as they needed their nuts to populate the world as there is a nut tree which is sacred. the female chimpmunks swallow the nuts and they get pregnant. the chipmunk started to change, he grew a tail and a snout. he became a girl because he had no nuts. she went for a walk and after a short time he spotted a reaaly hot cheetah who he started humping from behind. which is weird coz she is a girl, but anyways, she decided to play dress up with him. she came back dressed as a naughty school girl but the cheetah was gone and in its place was GOD!!!! he reached into his nostril and shot the chipmunk in the head!!!
THE END!!!!!!!!
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