The Giggle In The Apocalypse.

Chapter 1: The Giggle At The Funeral.

Giggle's POV

2 years and 3 months A.Z

I sat in a tree cleaning my blades off after taking out a small heard of zombies when I heard a stick snap not far from my tree. Looking down I saw two men one seemed to be armed with nothing but a gun and a knife and the other had nothing he just walked along head hidden in his jumper. I cocked my head curiously before shrugging and jumping down to meet them. At the sound of my boots hitting the ground the men turned around. And just like that I had a gun pointed at me...... Rude.

"Woah mate chill out I ain't here hurt you or your little cowardly friend there" I said sarcastically raising my hands in the air and rolling my eyes before putting my hands on my hips and looking closer at the two people standing in front of me.

"Look Ma'am we aren't looking for trouble here just help. I'm Lt. Mark Hammond and I'm on a mission from the government to get this man to a CDC lab in California to cure the god damned apocalypse" He said throwing his hand out towards the man behind him while keeping his gun trained on me. This man Hammond seemed interesting and the quest seemed completely ridiculous but at least it would give me something to do in this boring ass apocalypse.

"So comrade need help on this mission? If you could say yes that would be great because I am sooo bored of this apocalypse and this seems like the perfect thing for a little fun. Plus I'm pretty good with my knives" I said twirling one of my throwing knives around my fingers while grinning at Hammond before throwing it at the Z that had somehow showed up behind him without his noticing. How did he survive this long?

"Honestly you seem like untrustworthy and reckless-" "Look here you know if you don't just let me come along I'll just follow you around and besides looks like you could use the help so lets get going shall we?" I said walking off pulling my knife out of the Z's head as I walked past "Goddammit i just cleaned this" I grunted out wiping it off on quite guys shirt as i walked past him.

9 months later

"Why are we pulling over?" I asked the lady that was driving us to Hammy's next stop with the Murphy oh yeah and the lady's name is Roberta and the guy that's with her name is Charles shouldn't be with them too long thank god for that their humanity is killing me and it's only been 24 hours.

"We have to check in with the rest of our group Cheshire" Roberta said before turning back to the radio to try and get a hold of her group. I rolled my eyes and sat on the back of the truck (ok wtf its called a ute in Aus?) watching for Z's and other unfriendlys when I heard Ham start yelling about going back I looked over I saw guns pointed at Hammond so I pulled out my own guns pointing them at Roberta and Charles.

"SHOW THEM! Show them why so many good people died to get you this far!" Hammond yelled dragging Murphy out of the car well this just got boring I thought while slumping back into the bed of the truck. After a few minutes Hammond was leaning over the side of the truck looking at me "What's up Hammy?" I said looking up at him "First off what did I say about calling me that and second we have to go back to the camp before we can move on are you still up for that?" he said glaring at me slightly pfft rude "Well I'm not here to fuck spiders Hammy boy" I said slapping him and the shoulder and grinning he groaned and climbed into the backseat and off we go again I thought.

~Timey whimy skip I know right more but chill a sec ok~

So here we are at the very dead base making sure it is in fact dead also Berta found a baby and this thing does not shut up honestly. While staring at this cage I found i heard the others come up behind me. "Hey guys think we should do something about the chick in the cage?" I said swinging my axe onto my shoulder and looking at Doc. "Holy crap Cheshire why didn't you say something earlier? How long ago did you find her?" Doc said also looking over the girl in the cage I just shrugged and hit the lock with my axe before walking away to leave them with whatever that mess was back there I had decided i was going to sit on the roof of a car and sharpen my axe. After about 10 minutes I heard shots and skipped off to see if Murphy had been shot would've been kinda bad on my part you know meant to be getting him to Cali and all. Upon my arriving everyone was standing outside a building everyone except Hammond "Um yeah guys where is Hammy?" I said looking around "He's dead Giggler got chewed on by a Zombaby" Murphy said leaning on the car before I could even say anything we heard noises from where I'm assuming Hammond 's body and the zombaby are. Pushing open the door I walked over grabbed the Walkie Talkie thingy and walked back out. "Citizen Z? You there mate?" I said into the Walkie "Ah yes Giggler is Hammond there I need to speak with him" "Sorry mate Hammond's gone and lets say he would not make a good baby sitter" I said grabbing Murphy by the collar of his jacket and dragging him to the car "Dammit is the package safe?" CZ said "Of course he is safe CZ he is to much of a wimp to get into harms way so come on whats the plan " I said shoving Murphy into the car "Well are there any actual adults with you?" "Excuse you but I'll have you know mate that back in my country I could legally drink now and that is the whole point of being a adult"  I said looking over to see the group watching me I grinned and winked at them causing them to shake their heads whatever I know I'm funny "Cheshire Cat this is exactly why you aren't in charge of Murphy" CZ said sternly "CZ! You know I'm the only one that Murphy listens to!" I said leaning on the car "And he will still listen to you when you go with them now hand the walkie over" walking over to Charles and gave him the walkie before going over to talk to Murphy.

"Alright pack it up everyone we are leaving to Cali right now" Roberta said climbing in the front seat of the the army truck, Murphy was is the passenger side of Doc's truck I jumped into the bed and off we went. Not far from where we had left there was a person walking along the road as we pulled up next to him I called out to Doc "Hey Doc this one's cute can we keep him" I grinned at the boy and leaned on the roof. Doc ignored me and called out to the guy "Hey your that kid that saved my ass back there! Need a ride?" he asked. The kid shrugged glanced over at me and blushed a bit before jumping into the back off the truck and tapping on the roof. He stood as far away as he could and looked around awkwardly "So what's your name pretty boy?"

So Hey! Hi! Hello!! I'm your shitty author and this is kinda my first...... Thing? I don't even know ok but yeah hopefully it will get better so I dunno let me know what you think?