"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
- Ella Fitzgerald
Dedication -
[ uaremypeasentsok ] because you are one of my most supportive readers ever, and i am truly grateful for you
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"Hello, this Vocal Tu-"
"Why do you keep saying that?"
"It's called politeness and respect, something you clearly don't have."
"Idiot."
"If you call me that, I won't teach you."
"Aww, I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so-"
"Let's get on with training."
"Yes sir!"
"Right. Before we start, I need to know your vocal range."
"... vocal range?"
"Don't tell me you don't know what vocal range is."
"I don't know what vocal range is."
"How do you not know what a vocal range is?"
"I told you: I can't sing."
"Ugh p, fine. Vocal range is how low or high you can go. In order for me to find your vocal range, I-"
"Are you taking note of what I'm saying?"
"Ah, of course."
"Okay. Good. What was I saying again? Ah, right. In order for me to find your vocal range, I need you to hold the middle C note, like this. Ahh..."
"Ahh..."
"Then go one note higher."
"Ahh..."
"No, that's not right."
"Then what is right?"
"Ahh..."
"Ahh... This is stupid."
"This is what you have to do to be a singer."
"...I hate you already."
"The feeling is mutual."
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Nouvelles"Sheesh, you really want me to win, don't you?" "Yes, why wouldn't I want my star pupil to win?" "No really, why?" "So that I'll feel like a teacher whose student's grade went from F to A-plus." "Ouch." "I meant it as a compliment, 자기야." "Oh... so...
