Bts Meaningless Stories

#1

" I can't believe Taehyung is graduating high school already." Jin, the proud eomma said. "Yeah,yeah 1 more kid to pay for college for.' Namjoon said. "Honey, you need to be more positive. I'm so proud of Tae, he's graduating with honors." Jin said. "So's the rest of Asia." Namjoon said. "really dad, you know, you're Asian and you were the smartest in your school. So i don't know why you're talking." Taehyung said to Namjoon. "Oooooooo BURN!" Jungkook said. "You haven't even graduated yet" Jimin said to Jungkook. "Where the hell are all of these kids coming from?" Namjoon asked himself. " Your bad pull-out game" Jimin said. "Oh man holy shit!" Jungkook said. Jin started laughing. Namjoon stood there irritated.

"Honey, why are you laughing?" Namjoon asked his husband." Because it's funny. Duh!" Jin said styling Taehyungs hair. "hey, I noticed dad's not horny this morning. Why?" Jungkook whispered to Jimin. "oh, they did it this morning." Jimin said. "ChimChim, wanna practice our dance moves after we get back from Taes graduation?" J-Hope asked Jimin. "Yeah, that'd be cool." Jimin said." Is Grandpa Yoongi gonna make it?" Tae asked him loving mother. " No honey, he's working." Jin said. "Oh well, it's fine, he would've fell asleep anyway." Tae said. "True" said Jungkook.

" Come on Tae, if we don't leave now, we'll be late." Jungkook said pulling Tae towards the door. " Mom! Dad! come on, we're gonna be late! Jimin! J-Hope! Hurry up!" Kookie yelled. Everyone rushed out of the door. They got into the car and Namjoon started driving. Tae and Kookie were on their phones while Jimin and J-Hope were talking.