Jarrod stories: Jarrod as an artist

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Jarrod went to an art school but got banned for eating paint so he started drawing the gayest and ugliest pictures ever seen at home. One day he drew an even uglier one so Connor came along and bought it off Jarrod and took all the paint off with his lazer eyes leaving only a blank paper. (The picture remade by Connor was later sold for 100000000000000 dollars). Later that day Jarrod tried to draw another picture but sneezed, farted, burped, pood, peed and worst of all looked at it making it so ugly that everybody that came into a 25 square meter range of it had  a heart attack. Because the picture was so ugly Jarrod was sent to jail and started as a tattoo artist where his first customer was evil mc evil. Evil mc evil wanted a zombie dragon alien skull but Jarrod accidentally tattooed im gay onto his arm so evil mc evil shoved Jarrod down the toilet the end.  

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 22, 2011 ⏰

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