Meet My Friends

Ways to know that you friends will stay with you for life

1.  If you do something that is questionably legal and they join you.

"Are you sure that this is legal?"  

"No... Wanna join me?"

"Heck yes!"

2.  If you get a boyfriend/girlfriend they threaten to kill them.

"You do realize that he/she hasn't done anything wrong yet right?  I think that you scared them."

"Well I don't like the look of his/her face.  I should beat them up anyways.  You deserve someone better."

"No!"

3.  If you text them at 2 in the morning and they respond within 5 minutes.

'Hey I really need to talk to you right now' - 2:00 am

'Ok what is it?' - 2:04

4. If you tell them that you are planing a murder and they want to help.

"Hey guys, just so you know, I'm planning a murder."

"Cool!  Can we help?"

"Defiantly.  Grab the shovel and my gun."

5. If someone messes with you, they threaten or try to hurt/kill the person who did it.

"I'M GOOING TO KILL THAT SON OF A-"

"Calm down!  All he did was trip me!  It was an accident!"

"No it wasn't!  I saw that evil look in his eyes."

"He wasn't even looking towards us."

"I have x-ray vision."

"No you don't."

"Shhhhh.  Yes I do."

6. If they "help" (force) you to confess to your crush.

"Just do it already!"

"No!  What if he doesn't like me back?"

"If you don't then I'll show him all of your embarrassing baby pictures!"

"Fine I'll do it!  Just please don't show him those pictures!"

"Okay!"

7.  If they always want you to hang out with them.

"Please come over!  My mom practically thinks of you as a second daughter!"

"I was just over yesterday and we had a three day sleep over!"

"So?  I'm lonely and you practically live at my house anyways so just come over!"

"Fine.  Want me to bring a movie?

"Naw.  We're goin' to be playing Undertale most of the time so I doubt that we'll have time for a movie."

8.  If they always support you.

"Are you sure that I look okay?"

"OMG Yes!  You look amazing!"

"But-"

"No butts!  You are amazing!"

"But-"

"No Butts!"

9.  If they attempt (and probably fail) to get you to be social.

"Dude stop hanging out in your room all day and go talk to people."

"I can't."

"Why not?!"

"I have to keep my horse company."

"You don't even own a horse and it certainly doesn't live in your room!"

"How do you know?  Maybe it's a magical horse!"

10.  If you write a story and they constantly tell you to update

"Please update your story!  I want to read more!"

"Don't you have a life?  I just updated it yesterday!"

"That doesn't matter!  I want to read more of your writing!"