Naruto Drabbles

Lording his status

SPOILERS!!!!!

Naruto somehow found himself holding a conversation with his father, Namikaze Minato. Both Hokage hats had been set aside, and they were bantering lightly. Somehow, it ended up as a competition for who achieved most so far. Finally, it was Naruto's turn. He had already used the Kyuubi, among other things, and now he was pulling out his ace in the whole.

"So, son. What on earth could you have accomplished that beats all of mine?" Minato smirked, figuring he had his sochi beat.
Naruto put on a serious face, and leaned forward, like this was some huge secret. He beckoned his father closer, and cupped his hand around his mouth.
"I," He began. "Had." he continued, spacing it out, before leaning closer and dropping his voice to a whisper. "Two children." He hissed, leaning back, with a content smirk in place. His father gaped at him like a fish, flailing for a witty response. Suddenly, with a bang, Kushina entered the picture. She proceeded to beat them black and blue for having such a "Petty argument."
"I've got you beat, son."
"How... how so?"
"I married your mother."
"...that you did."