"HAAAAA! I got her!" You said in your pajamas.
"No way, I must've softened her up for you," Alfred said.
The two of you were playing Diablo on the XBOX One...at three in the morning and you just defeated Cydaea, the Maiden of Lust.
"Oh yeah! Barbarian power," you yelled loud enough for you neighbors to hear.
"No fair," Alfred pouted.
"Awww, I'm sowwy I killed her, I'll go easy on you next time then." You teased him.
"Bring it on," Alfred said, "Next time I'll get Azmodan, you'll see."
