For ElementKGN !
You want me to make this back in February lmao
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Keegan was looking into a vending machine, drooling over the bag of Lays Potato Chips. Keegen hid behind the machine, he had a plan. A person came over and bought the bag so Keegan tackled him, stabbed him in the neck then ran. Jesus Keegan is yandere over chips god dammit.
And why didn't he buy it himself? Cheryl, Ashley and Ri said it was too mainstream. Keegan brought the chips t o school the next day and showed everyone his bæ. "Omfg its otp ahhhhhh Cheegan fOR DAYYYYYZZZZZZZZ!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!!!!" Rianna started screaming, running around and arm flailing.
Braydon walked over with his datefriend Desk, close behind. "Congratulations." And then he started to spasm because... Actually I have no idea why. He just spasmed.
"Did you do it mainstream?" Ashley asked.
"No." Keegan shook his head. "I tackled a guy and stabbed him in the neck."
"WOAh so inTENSE!!!!!1!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!" Cheryl shouted and joined Rianna.
Kake came over eating cake. "Y U A CANNIBAL?!" Ri screamed.
"BECAUSE I CAN BE!" Kake shouted back.
"GOD DAMMIT." And then she continued running around.
"I support you Keegan." Ashley stated and put a hand on Keegans shoulder.
-TIME SKIP-
"And now I pronounce you, Lays and Keegan." The priest, Dan, finished and everyone cheered.
Keegan and the Chips... Were married.
Well
Um
That happened lmao
People in this oneshot!
DaPotatoLord - Cheryl
Jade_swade - Ashley
ElementKGN - Keegan
kakelyn_doughvio - Kake
internet_niche - Dan
evilturtle12 - Braydon
Also I gave up on all the other oneshots because I'm lazy
Sorry guys
Stay weird,
~Ri
