stap one:
git all ur suplys. thet consests of pan, oyal, buttar, sause, mayonese, bred, salt, papper, and a kid.
stap too:
git ur pan put it ovr a fyre untel it heets up, if et taykes 2 long 2 warm up,threw alcohal into fyre. (bee caferful kids, u kan git bURNTt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!! so doo thes with adalt.)
stap elventeen:
pour all yer oyal ento dat pan, (dAT BOI) if et feills up 2 hi, thets ok bc u ned enuff 2 fit ur kid into.
stap fur:
greb eg out of refigrater, and....
bASH IT OUT OF ITS WITS AGAINST THE KITCHEN XCOUNTER UNTIL ITS ALL MASHED UP INTO TINYSMIDGET PIECES OF WORTHLESS EG SHELLS AND YOLK AND THEN
calmly proceed to put it into dat pan :)
stap fyve:
rrrrrrrrrr
oki so ur eg shuld be into pan cuking so u just put teh salt, butter sause, and a coupfull of suger into dat pan wit yer eg and stir
stap syx:
UR LEAST FAVRITE SEBLING TRY TO STEEL UR MESTERPEICE EG FROM U?? LEGOO MY EGGO!!!! N THROW THEM INTO POT.
stap sevin:
put ur eg desh on2 a pl8 and ur done!!!! congrets on cooking ur ferst eg!
