The LIST of WHAT TO DO when you're BORED
1. Sing. Loudly. Saying "meow" repeatedly in different voices works too.
2. Try flying. (Make sure you wear a cape! Look stylish whilst making a fool of yourself!)
3. Answer the birds.
4. Walk around a public area wearing underwear on your head and muttering about the gas prices.
5. Look for Narnia. Have others help you. If they don't want to help, make them.
6. Try stalking someone. Make sure they notice.
7. Decorate a Christmas tree in July. Have a pool party in December.
8. Be Batman for the day. Or Robin.
9. Poke anyone and everyone. If you are unable to physically poke them, just say, "Poke poke poke poke poke poke poke..." And so on and so forth.
10. Have you ever actually tried nailing jello to a tree?
11. Pretend to be Hansel and drop bread crumbs everywhere you go.
12. Spin until you feel like you're gonna throw up.
13. Go ahead and get yourself a pet rock. You deserve it!
14. Let out your inner politician and kiss some babies. They don't have to be real.
15. Follow a random person until you learn their name. Then go up to them and try to convince them you're their long-lost sibling.
16. Throw glitter. Lots of glitter.
17. You mean you've seriously never tried covering your cat with peanut butter?
18. Don't forget to feed your pet rock! It has needs, too!
19. Turn the hose upwards and start "Singing in the rain, just singin' in the rain!" It's a glorious feeling.
20. Try frying eggs with a magnifying glass. If that doesn't work, try something smaller, like an ant.
21. If there's ever an awkward silence, start cheering as loudly as you possibly can. Clap, too.
22. Be that person who corrects every single grammatical mistake. It's more fun than you'd expect.
23. If you're not feeling sick anymore, start spinning again.
24. Send Santa a letter asking him why you didn't get that piece of coal you wanted. If you don't celebrate Christmas, send him a letter asking why he's so discriminatory.
25. Out of glitter? Throw some eggs.
26. Try and find Waldo.
27. If you can't find Waldo, look for all your imaginary friends.
28. If you can't find either of them, give up using that magnifying glass for anything other than trying ants.
29. Roll down a hill. Repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat...
30. Save a tree. Write on your friends instead. They'll appreciate your environmentally conscientious attitude. (Prrrrobably...)
31. TAKE A NAP. YOU NEED MORE SLEEP.
32. Be alert. The world needs more lerts.
33. Blast that music, baby.
34. BOO!!!!
I got you there, didn't I?
35. Befriend a porcupine.
36. Take your porcupine friend and start a campaign to end world hunger using bricks.
37. Try to figure out how one might actually go about ending world hunger with bricks.
38. And spin... And spin...
39. Try and find yourself. This one should be easier than finding Waldo. If not... Well... You seriously don't know where you are?
40. Burn that math homework you hated. Then tell your teacher your imaginary friend ate it and there was nothing you could do about it.
41. Bake a pie. Then send it to me.
42. Out of glitter AND eggs? Throw some people. Then apologize to the people.
43. Have an argument with the voices inside your head.
44. Find the Cousin Joe in your life. Everyone needs to know a Cousin Joe.
45. Read the rest of this list, of course!
46. Write a cliché Wattpad fluff piece. See how popular it gets.
47. Put on a sweater. Everyone likes sweaters.
48. Go to the mall and buy lots of socks. You never know when you'll need some.
49. Still spinning? KEEP GOIN'! YOU MIGHT SET A RECORD HERE!
50. Seriously. Stop spinning. You look stupid and you're going to have a headache now, too.
51. Like the list? Then comment, rate, fan... etc... I'll probably add more to this, of course, and I'd you'd like more, DO NUMBER 51!
