The signs as @wolfpupy tweets
Aries: there are few things in life that can't be achieved with occult dark magic
Taurus: my lights aren't all on upstairs bc I am saving energy, just doing my bit to help the planet, not that you'd know anything about that
Gemini: tired of trying to figure out how to solve problems? Try simply ignoring them forever instead
Cancer: I'm 5 weeks old and I don't care about anything
Leo: yeah I looked both ways before crossing the street, I looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant', too bad I got hit by that car
Virgo: in video games you can carry x99 if an item while in real life you can mostly carry not that many
Libra: life has never gone well for me but that's all about to change now that I have an idea for a new type of hair style.
Scorpio: I am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or I disintegrate into nothing
Sagittarius: once again I am not included in the list of the world's most successful people bc of my complete lack of of success, bias as it's finest
Capricorn: that's cool, oh that wasn't a response to what you said I was just noting that it's cool that I wasn't listening or caring
Aquarius: talking was invented when humans heard howling and decided to do that but with the beautiful and interesting qualities removed
Pisces: one of these days I will float up off into space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
