Harry Potter has a new status: Just been forced to read several books about Greek mythology. Thanks a lot Hermione.
Hermione Granger: Feel grateful I didn't make you read more. Besides, it's good for you to know mythology, it can help you later in life.
Harry Potter: I know, I know, I just don't see why you made me read three books, plus the Percy Jackson series.
Hermione Granger: I only made you read the Percy Jackson series because they're extremely awesome!
Ron Weasley: I didn't think they were that bad. I like that Grover guy. He reminds me a lot of myself. Sidekick for quests, but best friends with the most important guy for the rest of the time.
Harry Potter: Do you guys actually believe that stuff?
Hermione Granger: Definitely!
Ron Weasley: Yep! Why don't you believe it Harry?
Harry Potter: The only things I believe are that the Greek gods are real and Voldie and Hades are related. Too many Dark Lords....
Hades: I was summoned to this place because?
Hermione Granger: Um...ah, well we...ah.....
Voldemort: HARRY POTTER!! I SHALL KILL YOU NOW!! Wait, who's this?
Hades: I am Hades, god of the Underworld, god of wealth and Lord of the dead commonly known as the death boy's father and also known as the Dark Lord. What on earth happened to your nose?
Voldemort: I happen to be the most powerful dark wizard of all time. Voldemort, the Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named, Tom Riddle - but if you call me that I will have to kill you, the most powerful dark wizard of all time and most importantly, the Dark Lord. And how dare you speak about my nose!! Avada Kedavra!
Lucius Malfoy: My Lord, typing Avada Kedavra will not work in a chatroom to kill somebody.
Hades: You can't be the Dark Lord, I'm the Dark Lord.
Voldemort: I am the Dark Lord and as soon as I can find you, I'm going to kill you.
Hades: But I'm the Dark Lord! Besides, you can't kill me, I'm The Lord of the Dead!
Nico DiAngelo: Dad, just calm it, you're both Dark Lords' in your own way.
Voldemort: Only I can be the Dark Lord!!
Hades: I am the Dark Lord. There, that settles it. Once I have found you, I am going to send one whole army of my monsters to find you and bring you back to the Underworld. I will then decide whether to let you live in Tartarus until you die of natural causes or something else kills you, or I will make you live on the Fields of Punishment, after I've killed you.
Voldemort has logged off.
Nico DiAngelo: Why Dad, why?
Hades has logged off.
Harry Potter: Ack, it's Nico!!! *has a fangirl moment*
Hermione Granger: OMG NICO!!!!!
Nico DiAngelo: Do I know you guys?
Hermione Granger: I'm your biggest fan!!!
Harry Potter: No Hermione, I'm his biggest fan!!
Nico DiAngelo: You guys are seriously weird....
Nico DiAngelo has logged off.
Ron Weasley: Is it just me, or did Voldemort, Hades and Nico get onto this chatroom?
Hermione Granger: Yes, they did, but now is not the time Ron. I have to find Harry so I can prove that I'm Nico's biggest fan.
Hermione Granger has logged off.
Harry Potter: Help me Ron!!! HELP ME!!!
Harry Potter has logged off.
Ron Weasley: Looks like it's just me and the butterflies!
Ron Weasley has logged off.
