Unexpected Geusts
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So I set off for an adventure I've got my bags full of my needs and Im at the sea of Vengence. (LOL I make myself crack up.) Anyhow, I traviled for 7 days and nights and finally made it to a far away land hidden in the merages from the sun. I sleep on the nice warm sand and dream of uicorns and ponies prancing around in a circle around me with cute little rabbits and dancing parots.
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Please tell me yu know that Im joking right because if you dont one word, "WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" How on earth would think of that suff and its me now have you heard anything ive told you so far.
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Back to reality; I went home for once because it was a Monday I didnt like. Well going home was a mistake because once I opened the door there in the middle of the hallway that led into the house was a man, and he was ........................................................................................................ .................................................................................................................................................................. (Im joking oktheres nothing wronge he ws just butt naked humping my mom) ............................ .................................................................................................................................................................... NO!!!!!!! J.K. there was a guy here but with a lady,two teenagers;a boy and girl, and two of the cutiest little boys i had ever seen; thick shiney brown hair, big blue eyes, and the cutest smiles ever. They looked the same age but I could be wronge, I walked in and my mom smiled a fake smile and says, "Welcome home Jezabell, how was your day at school?" Oh so fake you ittle cheating bitch. Anyway I had to fake as well but what Ill say and do is a mistory.
"Hi mom school was lame, teachers were borin, students dressed like prostitutes, and jocks doing drugs and smoking pot behind the schoool. So really any other day it was th same." I was left with looks of shock, unbielivable astonishment, and my favorite look the one that said you are so grounded.
But when I looked down I said to the little boys and said, "Be good for your Mommy and Daddy, listen to yur elders, and dot do drugs or smoke it will ruin your life forever." After I got done with that I looked up saw the experesions of the parents faces and the daughters. Their eyes were bugged out of their skulls and mouths hung open; I even think the girl got a fly caught in her throught.
But when I see their son, hes got this smiled of Holly Shit she said that and also trying to hold a laugh so you could tell he liked it. But after making eye contact with him for like a second everything changed. He looked at me not with a crooked grin, but with the cutest smile to die for and then a wink. I turned around and ran upstairs after that because I was speechless after that. And I felt something weird in me, like I couldnt breath, my heart felt as if it woud burst fromgoing so fast and ................................................................................................................
OOOHHHH MMYYY FFFFUUUCCCKKKIIIIMMMMGGGG GGGGGOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED TO CALL ALICE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
