Friend:t or d
Gamer Bítch:tits or dick BLEH!
Friend:mother fu.cker.......
Gamer Bítch:when people call me a bítch I don't take offence so haha mother fu.cker try again later with a worser word but let's face it I DONT GIVE A FLIP
Friend:you can't even flip,really?
Gamer Bítch:WELL SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA SINCE WHEN WHERE YOU SMART HMMM?!?!?!
0-0 oh SHITZU it's a shibu innu
Friend:THAT WILL BITE YOUR HEAD OR ASS OFF!
In wolf online I was playing as Arís~Chan and this other wolf was....humping me......LETS JUST CALL IT BITING MY ASS XD so I kept running from him and my friend baby pit bull was like "OK I'll go gay and try to help you Arís." So Baby pit bull kept biting the other dudes ass the the guy gave up he said I was to fast the my friend mint was near him and he started biting her ass so I'm like "I TOLD YOU TO SAVE YOUR ASS!" And now she's running and then he gave up on her I forgot what he said she was some thing like to smart for this map and yeah boom wow ASS ets XD
ALL RIGHT RESERVED it's just puns bro
G:Sans is that what your wearing?
Sans:is that what YOUR wearing?
G:DONT CATCH ATTITUDE WITH ME MR!
Sans:your the one who threw it.
Me:BT kid gangsta swag get rekt Bítch
RK FU.CKING OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-I'll stop just wait-HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH ok sorry
Asriel:when I show my dad this report card he's gonna flip!
*dad starts to flip*
Asgore:YOU DID THIS TO ME SON YOU DID THIS!
I'm sorry I can't give credit to the creators I just don't know their name XD I saw it and showed it
Sans:I am putting my foot down!
Sans stomps his foot*
Asriel:dad I'm hungry!
Sans:hi hungry I'm dad.
Yes I switched Asgore with sans cause I feel like sans would make thos jokes and I ship SORIEL !!!!!! Fu.ck you haters XD if you have no idea what I'm talking about have you been living under a rock?
Patrick:yes
FU.CK YOUUUUUU ahem sorry I mean GO AWAY "kind" SIR and GO WATCH OR PLAY UNDERTALE
Hey you there life is meaningless and death comes fast so go play video games!who am I why I am
THE GREAT ALPHCONTRAST CAT AND I WILL RULE THIS WORLD INTO MY DREAM AND YOUR WITHERING HELL *^*
okay.......
Night and Jeff kisssssssing I want to see that being a fang girl BUT IM FAN GIRLING MY OWN STORY I'll draw a picture I draw anime style so yeah also I like eletric music like nightcore dub step NCS so yeah but I do listen to normal songs most are old cause all the new ones be like TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK FU.CK YOU MYILE CYRUS sorry for any one that does like her that's ok it's nice that you can enjoy some thing I can't it's just wrecking ball grosses me the fu.ck out THAT TOUNG THOUGH
Ok I'm gonna go my kool Kats peace out
BYEEEEEEEEEE =^.w.^=
YOU ARE READING
RANDOMESS ANY DAAAYYYYY!
RandomThis is just random funny stories SO FU.CKING ENJOY XD sorry I have a problem with the periods when I spell fuck it's because of wolf online ok byeeee kool Kats.
