A/N this goes out to Cory Monteith we love you bro. If you listen to Beyonces song 'Listen' I would dedicate that to him.
"So what was that?"
"Um see what had happened was this bitch came in and then I showed her that your brother is gay,then I got horny and he got horny then we had sex. Was that a good explanation?"
"Um... sure."
"Sorry. I guess."
"No no you're fine it's just that I've heard my bro scream a lot of stuff but not that. Never that."
"I must have really got him going."
"Ow hell yeah you did it's like you destroyed my insides."
"Whoops sorry Nick." I said blushing.
"Why apologize? It's kinda my fault. I said fuck me and you did so..."
"Bro he did more than fuck you he must have basically made insides melt."
"She's right Nick."
"Ugh. You mock me now but you just wait."
"Hahahahahaha!!!!"
~~~~on the train back home~~~~
"Nick are you still sore?"
"Yeah kinda but I can take it. Ow."
"Ok,Nick when I get home I have to call my uncle cause my cousin is coming into town."
"Great can I meet him?"
"Yeah if you don't freak out that he's a homophobe."
"A WHAT!"
"Nick calm your super sexy ass and abs down,the only reason he still pays attention to me is because I'm family."
"But what is he gonna do when he see's me with you?!"
"I'll keep his ass in check and if he bothers you in any way then get me."
"Ok. *kiss* Do you still love me even though I highly dislike your cousin already?"
"Yes I do." He better be lucky this is a regular seat,otherwise I would have jumped on him like a feral cat to a pigeon. "I miss the times where you would scream."
"Yeah let's not talk about that because my ass still hurts."
"I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to!" I said fake crying in his chest.
"No no baby don't cry. I'm ok. I still love you."
"*sniffle* You do? Even though I destroyed your insides and made you scream da..."
"Yes,now are you ok?"
"YES I AM!!"
"Now calm your super fine ass and abs down before I fuck you here and now." He whispers in my ear.
"Oh daddy. I might like that." I playfully lick his cheek.
"Nah ah,not now."
"Damn it." I slip my Beats on and listen to 'Steppin to the bad side' from Dreamgirls.(don't judge I love that movie)"Man just stole my women from me. Took her down to Tennessee. She was the best girl I've ever known! Wasn't for him she'd still be true! Always been a good man it's been said! When I catch the man he'd wish he were dead! Men like him make good men mad! This time today I'm gonna be bad! Yeah yeah!" I suddenly got interrupted by Nick who was shocked.
"Babe I never knew you could sing like that. When was I gonna learn this was in my man."
"Well I was planning to show you when someone asked me to sing or I forget that you're in the room."
"Well I will get you at home."
"Whatever."
~~~~back at Kindles house~~~~
"Hey babe what should we do?"
"Maybe we should do something dirty."
"I'm not in the mood Nick."
"Ugh then I don't know."
*knock knock knock*
I know I told my mom to knock but I didn't think she'd listen.
"Yeah mo.... oh hi."
"Can I come in?"
"I rather you not I mean my boyfriend is in here and he might go crazy if he figured out who you're related to."
"No I want to see who it is Kitty."
"O-ok." I hesitated to open the door then I swung it open. Oh God please don't let Nick kill her.
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Author:Omg another mystery character!
Kindle:Calm yo damn tits!
Nick:Oh that reminds me to beat ***** **ass and to *gives kiss to Kindle*
Kindle:Nick a twelve year old right in front of us.
Author:Honey one thing is certain I know more about sex than any twelve year old. I gave a fifteen year old girl relationship advice and she has a few boys on her.
Kindle:Whore!
Author:She is not she just has a lot of boys who like her now.
Kindle: Oh sorry.
Author:SUPER IMPORTANT! If you need relationship advice just inbox me don't put it on my message board for everyone to see.
Nick:Not like their gonna read this.
Kindle:Nick don't be mean!
?:When can I come out! I'm bored as hell.
Author:Calm your tidies Er... oh shiznits bout named the mystery character.
?:I'm coming up there!
Author:Quick! End the damn chapter bitch!
?:Wait! my name is E....
CIAO!!!
