The Blurb

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Now, my friends, the internet site you all refer to as 'YouTube' has gone completely emo. Thanks to the wonderful co-authors of this Frerard, Peterick, Rikey, and Jalex ridden fan fiction. So we have your classic emo-motherfuckers from My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The (rather lonely) Disco, Fall Out Boy, and All Time Low. Now we have provided some small blurbs if you will on their channels. So carry on. 

Geebear

An account run by a fashion and make-up obsessed Gerard Way. He's basically just scene queen drag goals and the make up you never knew you wanted till the minute you saw his video thumbnail. Fun Fact: he's currently working with Lush and Starbucks to create a coffee scented bath bomb. I think in this real world of yours he's somewhat like JefreeStar except it's Gerard Way. Because like Gerard, he also has another account where he vlogs. His vlogs mostly just consist of him going to Starbucks, buying makeup, and going to Starbucks with his somewhat secretive boyfriend, although I'm sure you can already guess who that is.


Carne

It means meat or flesh in Latin. Run by Mikey Way and occasional musical help from Ray, his boyfriend. It's a creepy as fuck channel. A need for somebody to know he existed other than three or four people possessed him to make it. It's just edits and strange music that leaves shudder up your spine. Mikey doesn't really have a social life because of this account. It's just editing and Ray for him. He's scarily similar to the channel bensplayhouse, and he did in fact use his brother for a video once or twice.


Kill them with Criticism

Account run by an angry (sometimes) screaming Frank. It's just him showing stupid things and just yelling about how stupid they are. Not much to it, honestly. No one knows his face to his channel, or his name to his channel, but the voice that everyone in Gerard's comments that they say sounds like Kill them with Criticism. But Frank would rather keep this a secret. He gets a lot of hate on that channel from little twelve year olds who probably shouldn't even have a YouTube in the first place, but he does have a dedicated audience who have saved his ass from being terminated from YouTube completely.

Pattycakes

An account started by the one and only Patrick Stump himself. The name started out as a joke between what used to be his best friend that is now his boyfriend, Pete. Pattycakes here always meant to change the name but the channel simply grew too fast, and he procrastinated, for like five years. He was going to change it to something less cringey, but by the time he had 100K subscribers, it was too late to go back. In all honesty, Patrick may be wonderful YouTuber on his own but what makes him so popular is the fact that he did it with Pete. Same goes vise-versa. 

peteweezy

The YouTube started by Pete Wentz. Originally, his channel was XxP3t3W3ntzxX, which was a complete joke which made fun of his scene phase (if you saw his first video, too, that would show the ending of his scene phase). He, unlike Patrick, got around to changing what his channel was when he had a mere twenty subscribers. His channel is a bit more popular than Patrick's (as in, he has two million more subscribers with five million in all), as he's "ultra relatable" and "more relatable" than Patrick. He also started #GetPatrickToWorldDomination after Patrick hit three million subscribers.

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