Dat Boi

O Shit Waddup

"I just don't want to hide it anymore," Justin cried staring at Andrew's windblown Olivia Barnard styled hair. Tears rolled down Justin's face as he thought about all of the memes they had shared. Andrew stared intently at the small crevices in the sidewalk memorizing each one to hide from the pain that was rising to the surface of his soul.

"No, no one can know," Andrew forced the words past his lips. It was getting more and more difficult to contain the undying love he knew was in his heart. "Just think about the rumors, the gossip, the insults that will scar our souls forever that would be spread all over the earth if anyone ever found out. No one is to know!" Andrew screamed in Justin's face as he grabbed Justin's shirt and pulled him closer.

"It's over. I shall never fondle you again," Andrew whispered menacingly as he stared into Justin's emerald green orbs not allowing the tears welling up in his eyes to break free. He let go of Justin's shirt and shoved him out of his way as he walked past. Never again, he thought to himself over and over again trying to convince himself he had done the right thing as he left the sobbing Justin behind.

Andrew burst through the front door of his bungalow and escaped to his room. He grabbed at his luscious locks and threw any article that was in sight against the wall. So this is heartbreak. All the memes we shared, all the fondling we fondled, all of it. It all means nothing anymore. He crumpled to the floor and crawled to his phone to get the only thing that could save him. Memes. He tried to catch his breath as he struggled to get his fingers to the IFunny icon. He let out a sigh of relief upon seeing his featured memes pop up on the screen.

Andrew lost himself in the memes for hours but was pulled out of his meme fantasy when an alert for Robbie's party appeared in the middle of the screen. Andrew hastily closed the reminder and put on his favorite swimsuit with mesh hearts on the back. *wink* *wink*

He stared at his reflection in the mirror and sighed. It would be the first time since he's seen Justin in the three hours since the intense break-up. He could be strong. He could be brave. He just had to remember the memes. It's all for the memes. They are my savior, my reason.

Andrew walked to Robbie's bungalow and was relieved to see that Justin hadn't arrived yet. He needed to prepare himself to see Justin's soft fondlable body. Andrew said his hellos to the rest of the green trucker hookers and then dove into the warm, glistening water that had found its way to the in ground pool located behind Robbie's bungalow.

He fondled the pink pool toy for a little bit but all oxygen left his body upon seeing Justin open the gate and walk into the backyard of Robbie's bungalow. The light breeze blew Justin's hair in a way Andrew had never imagined. It was more than he could take. He walked into Robbie's bathroom and tried to control the pain and the anger that had bubbled up inside him. I just can't even, he thought.

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