E v R not B v S

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HEY GUYSSS!!! LIKE I SAID BEFORE IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER, I GOT A SURPRISE FOR Y'ALL IN THIS CHAPTER!!! THIS CHAPTER IS A BONUS CHAP!!!

Inspired by : Ryan Higa or nigahiga XD!!! Check out his videos are cool!! If y'all know this guy so.. Okay its fine :D

THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT EXPECTATION VERSUS REALITY XD

ENJOY- NO, LAUGH IT!!

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E v R #1

Expectation:

Me:  *turn off the lights* *sleeps*

3 seconds later..

Mosquito: Nggiiiiinnnnngggggggggg......

Me: *groan* shut up..

Mosquito: NGIIIIIINNNGGGGGG NGIIIIINNNGGGG

Me: *mumbles* *search something in the nightstand* *found something* *throw a bird-a-rang to the main target*

TAACCK!!! It hits the mosquito and dead.. Blood spread over the wall..

Me: Finally *yawn* Yeaayy hoamm.. Striikee.. *sleeps*

Reality:

Me: *turn off the lights* *sleeps*

3 seconds later..

Mosquito: NGIIIINNNGGGG NGIIINNNGGG...

Me: *groan* shut up you.. *yawn* buggy bug..

Mosquito: Ngiiinnngggg~ 

Me: *groan* QUIEET!!

Mosquito: Nggingg~ Ngiingg~ 

Me: *search something hard on the nightstand* *throw it* *sleep again*

CLAP!

Frate: SORAAA!!!!!!!!!!! (Sora means sister)

Me: *wakes up* WHAT?!!

Frate: Are you throwing me your Alarm Clock?!

Me: W-what?

Frate: It almost hit me hard! Good thing I catch it before it hits my head!

Me: I-I was throwing to the buggy bug mosquito Frate Mai Mare (Big brother).. Not you-

Frate: After I catch your alarm clock, I killed the mosquito.. 

Me: So that's why there is no broken something sound.. Hm.. How did he get here?

Frate: Wondering how I got here?

Me: Damn, you read my mind!

Frate: You left your key in the outside, I came in and borrow your stuff for doing my homework.

Me: That's it? How did you do you-

Frate: Now get back to sleep. Before I call Mama and Tata (Mom and Dad)

Me: Fine. If you wanna sleep in my room just sleep on the floor, TEEHEE IM GOING TO SLEEP XD!!

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E v R #2

Expectation: 

Me: *walks to the corridor*

Friend: HEY YOU!!

Me: You mean me?

Friend: YES YOU!!

Me: Hey calm down what's going on?

Friend: YOU ARE FAMOUS IN WATTPAD CAN YOU PLEASE SIGN MY BOOK PLEASE!!

Me: Sure thing.. *signs the book* 

Friend: THANK YOU!!! GUYS COME HERE (YOUR WATTPAD USERNAME) IS HERE!!

*All kids running towards me*

Me: Fangirls/Fanboys.. ME BEING POPULAR!!! 

Reality:

Me: *walks to the corridor*

Friend: HEY YOU!!

Me: You mean me?

Friend: YES YOU!!

Me: Hey calm down what's going on? 

Friend: YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!!!! *SLAP*

Me: Hey sorry, I don't have a boyfriend.

Friend: *slaps* LIAR!! FRIENDS COME HERE!!! SHE IS HERE!!! 

•all girls running towards me•

To be continued..

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HEY GUYS!! SO HOW'S THE VIDEO AND THE E V S THAT I MAKE?!

IS IT FUNNY? BORING? OR WHAT?

Hey if y'all have any ideas or requests about the E v S just chat me or comment bellow!

La revedere,

-NB27      -RK38





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