I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe
With half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid
And tied up with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan, an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin'
Who love booze and alternative music
Told me she was goin' back into use it again
I said "wait first try this hallucinogen!
It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
Come here, lets go in here"
Who's in the den?
[It's me and Kelly]
My bad! let's try another room
[I don't trust you]
Shut up, slut! Chew up this mushroom
This will help you get in touch with your roots
We'll get barefoot, butt-naked and run in the woods
[Oh hell, I might as well try 'em, this party is so drab]
Oh dag! I ain't mean for you to eat the whole bag! [huh?]
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault [I'm sorry!]
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
[Yo Sue!]
[Get away from me, I don't know you]
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[I need to go puke!!]
I wasn't trying to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop crying! I don't hate ya
The worlds not against you, I'm sorry your father raped ya
So what, you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
She said [Help me I think I'm having a seisure!]
I said I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my T-shirt [let go!]
Would you calm down, you're starting to scare me
She said [I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married
I don't even have any kids and I can't cook]
[hello] I'm over here Sue, [hi] you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no one eat as many 'shrooms as you ate
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl [Whoops]
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault [it was an accident!]
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
Susan [wait!]
Where you goin? You better be careful
[Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled]
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors
'Fore you do something dumb
I'll be right back, just chill, baby, please?
I gotta go find Dave, he's the one who gave me these
John, where's Dave at before I bash you?
[He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!]
Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants, choppin her hair off
And there's only two days left of Spring Break
How long do these things take to wear off?
[Well it depends on how many you had?]
I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinking lysol
[She's gonna die dude]
I know and it's my fault!
[Oh my god!]
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world [I'm sorry!]
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault [What do I do?]
I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault, my fault
My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead!
