-creepy carnival music-
-sound of a jack-in-the-box being cranked-
All around the dark carnival
Laughing Jack chased a child
The little one thought they were safe
POP! Jack went wild
He stuffed their face with many treats
He thought they were just dandy
But when they find out that it- was poisoned candy
His work was done for the day
He had claimed a brand new prize
He cackled then so evilly
He loved their demise
Round and round the cobblers bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought t'was all in fun
POP! Goes the weasel
Laughing Jack has a knife
Laughing Jack has a gun
Laughing Jack is a murderous!
POP! Goes the weasel
A half a pound of tupenny rice
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey though t'was all on fun
POP! Goes the weasel
Laughing Jack knows where you live
Laughing Jack is a stalker
Laughing Jack will kill you child
POP! Goes the weasel
Up and down the London roads
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought t'was all in fun
POP! Goes the weasel
Laughing Jack is your child's best friend
Laughing Jack is funny
Laughing Jack will kill everyone
POP! Goes the weasel
Pop! Goes the weasel
pop! Goes the weasel
-creepy giggling-
