Hexi: Hey Vexi
Vexi: Yeah Hexi?
Hexi: Do you think they know about Eddie de Clown?
Vexi: I don't think they do
Hexi: Well I believe it's our obligation as clowns-
Vexi: to give a little heads up to any would-be trespassers
Hexi: They say he's a little touchy about uninvited guests
Vexi: But when it comes to entertaining he may just be the best!
I heard about this guy he can make you laugh he can make you cry
I heard he's super sly shot down old saint nick he's a real tough guy
I heard he likes a chase he will hunt you down if you're in his space
I heard he's got this place it's all fun in the light in the dark it's a maze
In his park after dark warnings that you ought to hark
You'll become his newest mark he'll close in like a hungry shark
In his land it's quite grand only clowns would understand
Oh the sights he's got at hand all under his command
Not like anything you've seen before
He's the star that leaves you wanting more
He's explosive like an open blaze
So intense he'll leave you in a daze
Not like anything you've seen before
He's the star that leaves you wanting more
He's explosive like an open blaze
So intense he'll leave you in a daze
I heard he went insane that a real bad doc put things in his brain
I heard his past's arcane but to dig too deep only leads to pain
I heard he won't let go if you did him wrong oh he'll let you know
I heard he'll make you glow tie you tight to a light and then let it blow
Vicious grin closing in blurry vision starts to spin
Only malice lives within he'll make sure you're not seen again
Start to crawl down the hall hide yourself behind a wall
But that curtain starts to fall you weren't safe after all
Not like anything you've seen before
He's the star that leaves you wanting more
He's explosive like an open blaze
So intense he'll leave you in a daze
Not like anything you've seen before
He's the star that leaves you wanting more
He's explosive like an open blaze
So intense he'll leave you in a daze
I heard he never had a chance nobody even spared a glance
I heard this is what he became now it's your turn to play his game
Not like anything you've seen before
He's the star that leaves you wanting more
He's explosive like an open blaze
So intense he'll leave you in a daze
