lay's drug dealer

sexii time (;;;

lay was walking one day to meet with his drug dealer across his bedroom, his vacuum. his vacuum was slim, a dark shade of blue, and very sexii. lay knocked on the door and his very attractive drug dealer opened the door with his electrical cord. "come in, yixing." the vacuum said, flirtatiously.

lay smiled, walking into the other bedroom as he sat across from his vacuum. "so," lay began. "i was thinking about buying extra weed from you today."

the vacuum, jon, seemed interested, "sounds gucci mane. we should blaze it together."

lay smiled widely, "that would be great. also, can u please suck my ass while you do it?" he asked, blushing while biting his fingernails.

jon got slightly turned on at the sight of lay being so shy, you can almost hear a 'vroom' sound.

"i would be honored," jon replied with a smirk, wiping the tears coming from his handle. "i've always wanted to smoke with you and eat ur ass, lay."

"fuck," lay muttered under his breath. "i love you, jon! i've always wanted to say that butt i was always too scared."

"well, today is ur lucky day, kiddo." the vacuum smirked, once again. "turn on my power button."

"my pleasure, jon-oppa." lay replied, blushing as he went over to flip his switch.

"oH!" jon yelped in pleasure, his wand springing upwards. "im getting excite!!"

"wheres the weed tho???" lay asked, itching his willy down south.

"you gotta open my exhaust filter to get that." jon winked, seductively.

lay bit his lip hard until red sticky stuff came out, "ouchies! my lip got its monthly."

"come over here and i'll suck all the remaining blood out of your sexii lips." jon vroomed, rolling it's wheels towards lay.

"nah, its all good. it just finished. now, let me open that exhaust filter you were telling me about." lay winked, but accidentally closed both eyes. the vacuum giggled as lay pressed his button to open his lovely filter area. lay screeched loudly as the smell of weed hit him like a wrecking ball.

"wOwza!! thats some dank weed u got der!" lay said, legit about to orgasm.

jon vroomed twice, loudly, "mmm babe smoke wit me pls ill call u papa zucchini."

lay gasped, "how did u kno i hav a papa zucchini kink?!"

"you told me when u were high two days ago."

"oh," lay said, scooping up some weed and stuffing it into his toilet paper roll before grabbing a lighter. "well, im ready."

the two smoked the jumbo blunt and lay decided to make the first move. lay leaned in and gently held the middle of the vacuum, kissing jon roughly as he used his tongue to lick jon all over.

"mmm, papa zucchini," jon moaned. "take off ur clothes like a candy wrapper."

lay put on some country music and stripped all the way. jon got super excited that his hose started to grow bigger and bigger by the second. "papa zucchini ur makin me hard."

"me too, look at my weiner." lay said, pointing at his dancing banana. "im desperate jon!"

jon's wand sprung upwards as he vroomed once more, "get over here and let me suck ur ass, papa zucchini."

lay twerked over to jon and bent over in front of him, "pls jonny."

jon put his hose into lay's butthole and sucked hard.

"fuck, jonny! it feels so magical!!" lay exclaimed, smiling as tears brimmed from his eyes.

"you like that, papa zucchini? huh, you little slut?" jon asked, going inserting his hose deeper into lay's ass.

"sugar honey iced tea!" lay screeched. "im close!!1!"

"me too, yixing, me too..."

right before lay could finish, somebody suddenly pulled on jon's power cord.

lay cried out and turned around to find sehun standing there naked with a bagel around his shama-lama ding-dong.

"i thought we had something, lay!!" sehun screamed, crying as his snot dripped down into his mouth.

"i dont love u sehun, i love jon!" lay cried as he pulled out jon's wand that was still in his butt. when he pulled it out, lay noticed some poo was around jon's wand. "oops, i forgot to wipe."

"c-can i have some?" sehun hesitantly asked, pointing at the leftover poo.

"nO!!" lay screamed. "i wanna finish making love to jon!"

"nEVER!!1!1!" sehun screamed as he ripped off his dick and turned it into a lightsaber. sehun ran over to the vacuum and sliced it into pieces.

"NOOOOOO!!" lay cried, devastated. "i loved him!!"

"you belong to me and ONLY ME," sehun stated, walking closer to lay. "and now, it's time for ur punishment."

"i dont want ur stupid lightsaber dick all up in my intestines." lay said, wiping his remaining tears.

"i was gonna put u in timeout in that corner over there." sehun said, pointing to a random corner in the living room.

"oh, but i need to pee." lay said. "can you help me?"

"sure thing, pal!"

and with that, lay and sehun lived happily ever after.

the end.