Everest was a pretty little man. He liked to skip through the forest to his grandmother's house and bring her cookies. One day, he puts on a little red hood over his armor and the usual cookies, but he had to go there in the midst of a dark night. Everest had no fear though, so he skipped through the forest and came to a lovely field of flowers. He bent down and smelled them through his visor, taking in the sweet little scent. He picked a few and soon got lost within the colours. He skipped around, looking for the path, and came to Sasuke Uchiha, a predator. "Hai!", Everest said, and the Big Bad Uchiha growled. Everest confirmed he would be taking someone to the shed tonight. Everest decided to skip along, until suddenly, the Uchiha chased him. Everest casually skipped along, planting bombs like little flowers, and he heard the little booms of explosions. He tucked a flower into his armor where an ear would be, he felt pretty. He was almost to his grandma's house. The big bad Uchiha caught Everest, and soon was shot with a blaster from his armor. Everest happily skipped along, leaving a charred Sasuke, and he came to his grandmother's home. He kicked down the door and casually walked to her bed, and set the cookies down, skipping out to journey home, dragging the Uchiha to his shed. After he was done selling the organs on the black market, he dressed in a cute little pink dress with white ruffles. He played with his potato, pretending it was kissing his tomato doll as he made little kissy noises. Then, he decided that there needed to be a plot twist, and he exploded the tomato out of nowhere. He would take it to the shed later. He skipped around again, hugging everyone saying how adorable they are, and he had the potato in his pocket. When he got home, he felt inside of his pocket and the potato was not there, where could his potato be?!
