Chapter Three: An Elf??

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Well, i'm wondering why I couldn't kill the cactus monster with my shurikens. It must be very strong.  

"Essej when will you stop nomming your cactus fruit!" Austin asked.

"You mean, Plantae Angiosperm Eudicots Caryophyllales Cactacae Opuntioideae Opuntieae Opuntia Oricola." Essej calmly stated.

"What  is that!?" I asked.

"It's the scientific name for cactus fruit." Essej replied.

"Nerrrrrd." Austin teased. Essej shrugged and smiled a bit.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" we heard from up in the air. We looked up and there was a person about to fall on us. He landed on Essej. Essej punched him in the face (for revenge). 

"What the photochemistry, dude!" Essej yelled.

"I hate nerds." He replied.

"I'm an elf too!" Essej  yelled back.

"What the heck did you just say!?" Austin annoyedly questioned.

"I said I am an elf!" Essej yelled.

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