Ask/Dare Tony the Clock

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From neongreen1021 :
I dare you to recite your own song without any mistakes.
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Tony : *sighs*

Time is a tool you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist.
The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.
It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.
Scrub, scrub, scrub, 'til the water's brown!
Time is a ruler to measure the day
And doesn't go backwards only one way
Watch it go 'round like a Merely go 'round 
Going so fast like a merely go 'round
Let's go on a journey! A journey through time!
A time that's changing all the time, it's time to go to TIME!
Time is old like victorian time
The tree that is older has shriveled and died.
Time went new and got old like history
Stuff from the past went into a mystery
But look a computer
Everything's cool. . .its the future!!
Time is now, the future is new
Look at all the wonderful things you can do
With gadgets and gizmos and email address
Look at the time!
Now you can see the importance of time!
It helps us make pizza and keeps things in line
Time is important, and I am a clock
Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH! MEH!!!!
There's a time and a place for mucking around!
Sunshine,sunset,night and day
Changing seasons as smell as hay
Look at your hair grow isn't is strange?
How time makes your appearance change
Its out of my hands, I'm only a clock.

But don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine

Eventually, everyone runs out of time.