My name is Tiffany Morton. I live in the country. My dad kills pigs for a living. I love helping him. I hate those nasty little things. I would kill all of them if I could, but they taste so good. My favorite part is the anus, I love the hog's butt.
My mom says I should stop eating their butt, but it taste so good, besides, My mom is a cow. I'm not being disrespectful, she's an actual cow! Her name is Becky. When she came to the farm she was human, that was when she met my father. When I was 2 years old she transformed to a cow. My dad did everything to bring her back to normal, but she didn't want to go back to being human. She said that was her natural form.
So that means I'm part cow, and since I am part cow I can talk to animals. I grew up with all these cows, I became pretty close to them, but eventually I had to watched some of them get slaughter to become patties, and they were delicious. Of course, eating my best friends came with a price. Sometimes they would call me through my stomach. They usually warned me that they were coming back to get their revenge, but I never listen to any one and I wasn't about to start...
One night, when I was about to go to bed, little baby pigs were coming out from below my bed. There might have been at least 30 of them. I put all of them in a box and saved them so that the next day I could have them for breakfast. They were all sitting up on the box and staring at me while I tried to fall asleep. I thew things at them hoping to knock them out so they would stop staring at me. I turned and fell into a deep sleep.
When I woke up I was in the slaughter room where I help my dad kill the pigs, but how did I get there? Did I by any chance sleep walked my way there? That was when I noticed that I was moving even though I was still laying down. I suddenly got up really fast to see how I was moving to find little pigs carrying me.
When they finally put me down three of my cowfriends came out. They were wearing the clothing that me and my dad wore to slaughter all the animals. What all my friends had in common was that I had recently eaten them, and that they were the ones that kept warning me. They pulled my eyes out and placed them in jar and one of them said, "Mooo Moo Moo Mooooo," which Means, "I hope you enjoy watching us eat you."
The first cow grabbed a giant knife and started cutting off my arms into little tiny bits. When she was done she placed the giblets of my arms in a giant bowl. She looked into my eyes and said, "Mooo Moo Moooooo Moo," which means, "The arms are my favorite.
The second cow started to chop off my legs. She cut them till they were thin. She made little balls out of them and put them on a frying pan. She looked at me deep in the eyes and said, "Mooooo Mooooo Mooo," which means, " I will fry these and feed hem to my grandmother!"
The third cow comes out with a tong and starts pulling out my brain from the in side of my head. She unraveled my brain and placed it in a bowl. She looked at me in the eyes and said, "Mooo Mooo Mooooooooooo," which means, " these will make great noddles!"
When each of the cows got what they wanted from me, they left and the little pigs came out and crowded the remaining of my body. They ripped me and ate all they could.
When they were done they walked away in a straight line. All that was left of me was my bones. The last pig came out and looked me in the eyes, then whispered, "oink oink oink oink," Which means, " your bottom was delightful!" He opened the jar that held my eyes and dropped my eyes into his mouth and ate them.
The End
